New Year Fundaz!!!

Let this coming year be better than all the others.Vow to do some of the things you've always wanted to do but couldn't find the time. Call up a forgotten friend. Drop an old grudge, and replace it with some pleasant memories. Vow not to make a promise you don't think you can keep. Walk tall, and smile more. You'll look ten years younger. Don't be afraid to say, 'I love you'. Say it again. They are the sweetest words in the world. :-)

Little Wisdom form a Bride!!!

Something sweet i read, and thought of sharing.. :) hope you enjoy.. ( you surly will if you are a gal.. Guys can just hop on to my next post.. ;-) ) 

They’ll tell you that it’s the biggest day of your life. Don’t fall for it. They’ll sell you dreams in red and glitter and fairytales and gold. Don’t pick them up. They’ll add events and standards and expectations and examples to your plans. Don’t latch on. They’ll tell you that it’s the biggest day of your life. Watch out.

It’s not the biggest day of your life. You know what is? The day he smiles at you and tells you how pretty you look and how he loves you unconditionally when your hair is having a crazy odd day and you know that an ogre’d probably score higher points on pretty. The day you resolve a big fight over which side of the bed to sleep on. The day he applauds at your work on that big presentation that you put your nights into and got those ginormous eye-bags while you were at it. The day he proposes you ten more times while in Maldives over the 9th bloody mary.

Your entire life’s going to be filled with the biggest days. So, don’t go around spending your daddy-savings on a seven day spectacle that people will eventually forget and most likely regret as soon as they see their weighing scales jump up a couple of pounds. Don’t give in to the competition. Don’t make it your biggest day of your life.

Go watch a movie the day before your wedding. Or go eat a cupcake or two. Go grab his trek shoes and yours and take that scenic hike together. Don’t forget to carry extra bottle of water though.

Don’t give in to the bridorama. Because if it were up to them, they’d make your wedding another contender in the Wedding Olympics and push you to make it brighter, bigger and blingier. Save yourself the drama and the debacle. It’s about you and him and your life full of biggest days.

Plural, not singular.

I wish I could write a poem!!!

I wish I could  write a poem
I’d write one everyday,
It would say why you are mine
And why I feel this way.

It would say that you’re smart
And as rare as a desert rose.
It would say you’re a looker
From your head down to your toes

You are funny, naughty, cranky
And as stupid as you can be
But You’re also cute and charming
And everything to me

You’re my comfort when I’m lonely
You’re my peace when I need rest,
Of all the men I’ve ever known
I must rate you the best.

You’re that orchard in the jungle,
you’re the better half of me
You’re all of this and so much more,
and you mean the world to me.

Even now so much is left unsaid, 
May be I’ll  take another rum,
to tell you how much I love you, 
Coz  I don’t know to write it in a poem..!!

Feminist....!!!!

I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass

my beauty’s a masterpieceand yes,
it takes long,
I can get a massage
without a hard-on

I don’t drive in circles
at any cost,
and I don’t have a problem
admitting I’m lost

I never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal with it
I’m usually late

I don’t watch movies
with lots of gore
don’t need an instant replay
to remember the score

I won’t lose my hair
or get jock itch
and just cause I’m assertive
don’t call me a bitch

don’t say to your friends
oh yeah, I can get her
or in your dreams, oh dear
I can do better

flowers are okay
but jewellery’s best
look at me you idiot….
not at my chest !!!

I don’t have a problem
with expressing my feelings
I know when you’re lying
you look at the ceiling

DONT call me a GIRL
A BABE or a CHICK
I am a women
get it? you DICK!!!