New Year Fundaz!!!

Let this coming year be better than all the others.Vow to do some of the things you've always wanted to do but couldn't find the time. Call up a forgotten friend. Drop an old grudge, and replace it with some pleasant memories. Vow not to make a promise you don't think you can keep. Walk tall, and smile more. You'll look ten years younger. Don't be afraid to say, 'I love you'. Say it again. They are the sweetest words in the world. :-)

Little Wisdom form a Bride!!!

Something sweet i read, and thought of sharing.. :) hope you enjoy.. ( you surly will if you are a gal.. Guys can just hop on to my next post.. ;-) ) 

They’ll tell you that it’s the biggest day of your life. Don’t fall for it. They’ll sell you dreams in red and glitter and fairytales and gold. Don’t pick them up. They’ll add events and standards and expectations and examples to your plans. Don’t latch on. They’ll tell you that it’s the biggest day of your life. Watch out.

It’s not the biggest day of your life. You know what is? The day he smiles at you and tells you how pretty you look and how he loves you unconditionally when your hair is having a crazy odd day and you know that an ogre’d probably score higher points on pretty. The day you resolve a big fight over which side of the bed to sleep on. The day he applauds at your work on that big presentation that you put your nights into and got those ginormous eye-bags while you were at it. The day he proposes you ten more times while in Maldives over the 9th bloody mary.

Your entire life’s going to be filled with the biggest days. So, don’t go around spending your daddy-savings on a seven day spectacle that people will eventually forget and most likely regret as soon as they see their weighing scales jump up a couple of pounds. Don’t give in to the competition. Don’t make it your biggest day of your life.

Go watch a movie the day before your wedding. Or go eat a cupcake or two. Go grab his trek shoes and yours and take that scenic hike together. Don’t forget to carry extra bottle of water though.

Don’t give in to the bridorama. Because if it were up to them, they’d make your wedding another contender in the Wedding Olympics and push you to make it brighter, bigger and blingier. Save yourself the drama and the debacle. It’s about you and him and your life full of biggest days.

Plural, not singular.

I wish I could write a poem!!!

I wish I could  write a poem
I’d write one everyday,
It would say why you are mine
And why I feel this way.

It would say that you’re smart
And as rare as a desert rose.
It would say you’re a looker
From your head down to your toes

You are funny, naughty, cranky
And as stupid as you can be
But You’re also cute and charming
And everything to me

You’re my comfort when I’m lonely
You’re my peace when I need rest,
Of all the men I’ve ever known
I must rate you the best.

You’re that orchard in the jungle,
you’re the better half of me
You’re all of this and so much more,
and you mean the world to me.

Even now so much is left unsaid, 
May be I’ll  take another rum,
to tell you how much I love you, 
Coz  I don’t know to write it in a poem..!!

Feminist....!!!!

I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass

my beauty’s a masterpieceand yes,
it takes long,
I can get a massage
without a hard-on

I don’t drive in circles
at any cost,
and I don’t have a problem
admitting I’m lost

I never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal with it
I’m usually late

I don’t watch movies
with lots of gore
don’t need an instant replay
to remember the score

I won’t lose my hair
or get jock itch
and just cause I’m assertive
don’t call me a bitch

don’t say to your friends
oh yeah, I can get her
or in your dreams, oh dear
I can do better

flowers are okay
but jewellery’s best
look at me you idiot….
not at my chest !!!

I don’t have a problem
with expressing my feelings
I know when you’re lying
you look at the ceiling

DONT call me a GIRL
A BABE or a CHICK
I am a women
get it? you DICK!!!

The Journey!!!

It takes a moment to fall for someone. It takes a lifetime to get over and fall out. I just began a journey. To trace back time. To search for you. For those lost moments, forgotten memories, instant smiles, random fights, fearless nights, and the unconditional love, or so we called it. My mind travels back and forth in time. My heart stands still. Over my sleeve. Gliding over to my finger tip.

I trace my finger to that blue mailbox on your fence. We painted it together. The city, red and the mailbox, blue. End of it, you took the hue and left me blue. Do you remember the month that I was gone to my city? We decided to write to each other through snail mails instead of emails. I wrote three mails. You sent me one. Little did I know that two of my other mails were still unpicked from that blue mailbox. Still unread.

Pinto. Your dog. How we hated each other. He always barked at me every time I came to your place. Now I stand by your house and stare into his eyes. He looks at me with an approving face, almost drooling over me. I’m convinced that he finally likes me. He does not realize you don’t. Anymore. As I gradually withdraw, drawing my fingers, dragging my heart, his face begins to droop. Will he run to you to tell you that I’m here? Will you run outside for me?

Time and I stand still. Outside the gates of your house. Where I once stood ringing the bell for you. Now my heart stands there ringing for love. Why did we ever meet? What happens if we ever meet again? If I walk into your house, will you walk back into my life?

Women @ 40!!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what King Leo  thinks about women over 40:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.  She does something she wants to do,  and it's usually more interesting.

 Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

 Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

 Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! :D

Moods of a Women!!

An angel of truth & a dream of Fiction,
She's afraid of a wasp,
will scream at a mouse ,
but will tackle a stranger alone in the house.


Sour as vinegar, sweet as rose,
She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose.


She'll win u in rage,
Enchant u in silk...
Shez stronger than brandy, milder than milk..


At times she'll be vengeful, merry & sad,
She'll hate you like poison,
&  LOVE YOU LIKE MAD..!!

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE!!

Hey Folks,

                To some of  readers who think that life is all about cakes!! Try this..its fast!!

4 tablespoons flour  4 tablespoons sugar  2 tablespoons cocoa  1 egg  3 tablespoons milk  3 tablespoons oil  3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)  A small splash of vanilla extract  1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe) Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.  Add the egg and mix thoroughly.   Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..  Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.  Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.  The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!  Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous) :PAnd why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?  Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

Dard-e-Dil!!

Sachi Mohabbat ko kabhi Bhulaya nahi jata..
Ankhoon me Aansuoon ko Chupaya nahi jata..
Wo mujhse duur aaj Khush to hai magar..
Ab aur unse ye Khel Rachaya nahi jata...
Mere Dard ki bhi koi kitaab hoti magar..
Har kisi ko Dard-e-Dil bataya nahi jata..

The Distance!!

                                     



Miles and miles and miles apart. 
Although so far you've touched my heart. 
Your laugh, your voice, your adoring smile, 
Seem to shorten every mile. 

I wake every morning and rest at night, 
my thoughts and dreams filled with your sight. 
Oh how I wish, even for one night, 
I could lay in your arms and you hold me tight.

Not just a little bruised or battered, 
When I think of the distance it's completely shattered. 
Your heart's a part of me and mine of you. 
With that alone, we shall not be blue..... 

Dreams!

   



I sleep in the clouds, dream in the sky,
I'll keep dreaming as life passes me by,
I think my dreams keep me sane,
I dream of happiness, a life without pain!

The Dark Sin!

Loads of chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream..
And a bowl of chocolate mousse is just like a wonderful dream,

Any chocolate candy brings me great joy,
And chocolate covered walnuts feel like a new toy!

Is chocolate something to fear -- is it really a curse?
Is it something to be avoided, or is it much worse?

Or... is chocolate the eighth wonder? Is it a total delight?
Something you savor for so long? Or love with all your might?

Is chocolate as good as a hug, or a pat on the back?
What if I'm out of chocolate, when I have my next attack??!!

I could just imagine that I'm eating chocolate, I suppose.
If I eat lots of chocolate all day long, would I overdose!!!

Not Afraid!

I found this poem, i liked it, i shared it... :) 

I'm not afraid of forever
or the end of time,
I'm not afraid of your heart
and I'm not afraid of mine.

I'm letting go now
and I'm not afraid of the fall
Because you are waiting for me
and we will have it all.

I'm not afraid of the future
I'm not afraid of the past
The love that's yet to come
or the love that didn't last!

I'm not afraid of you
I'm not afraid of me
I'm not afraid of us
or of what was meant to be.

Sweet Stranger!!

Once upon a time
in the social network race
you and I met
in Cyberspace.

Divided by lines:
longitude, latitude;
we’ve typed and texted
tears, gratitude.

Now we’re closer than neighbors;
in tune like a song.and it feels soo daam right even if it's wrong.

Some say it’s not real.
How can it be?
How can you trust
what you can’t see?

But you sense when I’m down.
This is holy. Sublime.
(Alright, not exactly.
But it makes a good rhyme.)

You’ve read me at my worst.
You’ve read me at my best.
You’ve loved me all the same;
forgiven typos, and the rest.

You’re a microbyte of madness,
and sunshine, and fresh air.
(You are faster than shooting star,
so I know you really care.)

I know you’ll reply
whenever I hit “send.”
I know this is real—
you’re my Die Hard friend!

Wanna Hug you..!

Hugging makes me happy,

So I hug when i feel BLUE,

Today I hugged my teddy bear,

And my little brother too.

I'd like to hug an elephant, 

Or may be a kangaroo,

But of all the hugs i want to give,

My best hugs are for YOU!

Confessions!!

I don't think there is a better way to confess, than thru poetry... so just tried puttin it pen to paper. 

Tell me why I'm still here,
Loving you, as if you still cared.
Shedding countless tears in  fear
feels lyk im totally impaired
You said you were here, forevermore,
But you're never going to be.
It hurts me down to the core,

Empty, hollow, broken, lost, I fell in love, but at what cost
I lost my love and now I cry and cannot figure out the reason why

I did not leave u, I did not go
just the choice u made has left me in woe
my heart, it bleeds; my tears, they fall
wishing I could take back it all

I wonder y r u still haunting my dreams
n why I feel immense comfort in all my screams
why I feel you while I sleep
why in my mind your smile I keep

but now my eyes are open and I am awake
& so silly- what I still feel is a sheer heartache.

I haven't been the same, Since you walked away from my life.
My heart cannont be tame, So stab it with a knife!